Latin Small-Talk During a Colonoscopy.....

'Collocutio Inter Colonoscopiam'-

Nunc novi quid Manipupa sentiat
Now I know how a Muppet feels

Conspicisne metallicos sepultos?
Any sign of the trapped miners?

Advenistine? Advenistine? Advenistine?
Are you there yet? Are you there yet? Are you there yet?

Potesne mihi testimonium impertire adfirmans caput meum reapse non infixum esse podici?
Could you provide me with an affidavit stating that my head is not, in fact, up there?