Phil Poots is sitting here in his underwear complaining about his 'team chemistry'

Yesterday was a monumental day, and for a few reasons. Firstly, as has become typical as of late, I had the chance to beat Jon on FIFA a few times. The most significant event of yesterday was, however, when PHIL beat Jon. Now, some of you might not think this is such a big deal, but if you were to actually watch Phil play FIFA, you would realise how ashamed Jon should be of himself. Phil plays FIFA, as well as real football, like he plays rugby, i.e. thinks you have to pass the ball backwards, and thinks he has scored a goal when he skies the ball over the crossbar. For this reason alone, Jon has cause to be concerned. What makes it worse, however, is the fact that both of the teams used by them were rated the same on the game. As was to be expected, Jon did not take the defeat too well, and made many excuses for the result, none of which held much water, with me at least. The euphoria didn't last long, as at this very moment, Phil is on the verge of receiving his third successive defeat at Jon's hands. I feel that I might have to step in soon and put them both out of their misery.

The Reason For Creating This Blogspot

I was a little hesitant in creating a blogspot, simply because I don't think I have enough of interest to say that would necessitate creating one. However, I can think of two things off hand that I can use as a starting point. The first of these is a chronicle of the exact times (numerous as they are) when I beat Jon Mac on Fifa, and the extent to which I devastate him and his feeble attempts at a challenge. The second is to maintain a record for posterity of all the obscene/embarrassing/ridiculous/generally hilarious things that Jon Wayman says on a daily basis. Hopefully, these things will be of interest to some people out there.....

Jon Mac is....

Gay